The more I laugh at myself
The more I laugh at others
The more tolerant of people I become.
Fewer things make me angry
The less important my "stuff" is
The more important my family is
The more I appreciate my mother
The grayer my hair becomes
The saggier my butt is
The less I know about life
Tighter my pants are
The less important a paycheck is
The more I pray
The dustier my house gets
The more babies I want to hold
The less television I watch
The more books I read
The more I cherish old friends
The more I say I Love You
The less time I waste
